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lucky people get a sneaky peek at this seasons edition. FREE!! Ooh, I do spoil you, don't I? NB:Pages 5, 6, 7 and 8 are
on "Sneek Peek 2"
Page 1
Hello and welcome to another monthly edition of YesseMag! And have we got a box full of treats for you, my lovelies...
- Ellenora reveals all on page 2
- Fashion breakthrough!! see page 3
- We catch up with Giorgio on page 4
- Fuschia: hot or not? Our Monthly Debate is on! see page 5
- Hot gossip about GEL's separation on page 6
- Wardrobe Mistress answers your problems on page 7
- Kiddie's Korner: Maths teacher arrested by fashion police on page
8
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Ellenora, hi.
Hi.
So, what's all this about GEL splitting up?
Oh, that's just rumours spreading. We do have little arguments at times, but I think all friends have those. It's important
to row sometimes, to get everything off your chest. You need to know there's nothing any of the others are hiding, even if
it's not what you want to hear. Trust is important in friendships. GEL aren't going to split now, but I think in the future
we might sort of drift apart, to pursue our own dreams and stuff. We have our own labels now, so... it could happen.
We certainly hope not...
Well, sorry, but it's possible. You never know what's going to happen. But we are really doing well now, thanks to
our web advertising.
Ok, so... what's your favourite song?
Oh, there's so many! I really like My Immortal by Evanescence - Giorgio and Yesse are really into them too. And I like
anything by Pink - I think she's got a great voice, and her lyrics are really powerful.
Favourite film/play?
H'mmmm... I'm torn between a Buffy flick or The Phantom Of The Opera...
You like Buffy?
Yeah, love it! I hardly ever miss it... why?
Y'see, we hear James Marsters (who plays Spike) is single!
Really?
Oh yes. He confessed it all on Parkinson.
Oh. Wow. I would just LOVE to go out with him. I am his humble slave! I think he's AMAZING. And, on top of being talented,
rich and famous, he has the most gorgeous hair! I kind of prefer him as a vampire though. I've got quite a scary picture
of him by my bed, blown up to poster size. Yesse gets really freaked out by it!
Ok, so you fancy James... who do you really hate?
Mmm... Charlotte Church. People think she has the voice of an angel, but she can't sing for toffee! And she just begs
for publicity. I think it's unfair that she is out there making records, while some really talented people don't get a
chance.
So... what's your fave animal?
I love all animals. My brother has the most adorable dog. And I have a horse, so I go riding quite a lot.
How about your fave food?
Oh, I really don't know! I like pretty much everything - vegetables I'm not so keen on, but they're good for you so
I eat some. I eat a lot of chicken as well.
What TV show do you NEVER miss?
Well, I always miss TV shows sometimes - there's just so much to do and so little time! But I have to say Friends is
my favourite TV show ever. I don't know how I'll survive now it's Finished! I suppose I'll have to make do with re-runs and
DVD's...
What's in your DVD player right now then?
Oooh, probably Bruce Almighty. Or The League. I'm a big horror fan.
Skirt or trousers?
Skirts, no contest. Skirts are pretty, though you can't do much in them. I have this really cool sage-green satin
skirt with a matching vest top - I'm always wearing them.
Shoes or James?
Aw, that's just evil! I LOVE shoes - stillettos, boots, slip-ons, sandals, sling-backs... it's like an obsession! But
I could NEVER choose between them and James!
Thanks for coming.
It's been quite fun actually. Talking is another love of mine! Bye then...
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For centuries, lipstick has been dangerous. It can be snapped, broken, eaten, smudged, squished. The horrors are endless.
But no more! A new lipstick has been invented. And it can't be snapped. It can't be broken, eaten, smudged or squished. "What
is this fantastical phenomenon?" I hear you cry. Simple, my friends - it's ROLL-ON LIPSTICK!!
To those not in the know, it will appear to be a roll-on deodorant. But, to all YesseMag readers,
it's a fashion breakthrough. It will revolutionise make-up. The world will never be the same again.
It's available in a rainbow of colours - just like normal lippy. You can get it waterproof, non-sticky, glossy, long-lasting
- just like normal lippy. You can buy it anywhere and everywhere - just like normal lippy. "Great!" the optimists cry.
The pessimists among us are singing a different tune: "Cool. So what's the catch?"
Well, the catch is, it will set you back about twice the price of normal lippy. But there's no need to worry
- think of the benefits. Snap-proof, smudge-proof, squish-proof, break-proof... Of course it can still be eaten, but it's
much harder to fit in eeny weeny mouths. I have one thing to say: roll on, baby!
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Giorgio, hi.
Hiya!
Give us your tips on glamming up boring outfits...
Well, just accessorise really. I just love Miss, It's Religious. It's great for places where
only religious jewellery is allowed; and we have Accessorize and Hair Care, with loads of funky
accessories.
When did you start designing?
From about Year Seven. I've always doodled - outfits for dolls and things when I was little. But in Y7, my two best
mates really got into designing, and I got sucked in. We used to design non-stop - in Registration, in Maths, in History,
even in Assembly sometimes! The three of us made up the whole GEL thing.
What would you say is your favourite range?
I quite like Bikini Babes, especially the Dewdrop bikini. It's really pretty, but not too revealing like some of my
other bikinis! I'd wear it myself, but I don't think I really have the figure for it.
Which is your favourite design ever?
Oooh, that's really hard! I've done so many... probably the Skylight top. It was one of my first. Actually, there's
a funny story behind that top! See, the bodice went wrong when I was colouring it, so I put some Tipp-ex on it. I was standing
there looking at it, like "Oh no, I've ruined it!" when Yesse came over and went, "Hey, that's amazing! How did you do it?"
I never expected it to sell so well.
Now, forget designing, let's get girly. What's happening in your love life?
Nothing much, really. I've been out with a few boys, but not loads, and none of them were really special.
I am going out with someone at the moment - he rocks the boat a little. I won't say much, 'cause the girls are hassling me
for details. He's the same age as me, and - actually, I won't even say his name!
Do you have a dream boyfriend - a celeb maybe?
Ooo, I have loads actually! Jonny Wilkinson is just soooo muscly, I'm like, cor! every time I see him. Johnny Depp's attractive
too, but he's way too old for me. Like, 30 years or something! And I know Charlie Simpson's not single, but
he has the most gorgeous voice ever! I could go on, but life's too short for fantasies.
Do you look for muscles in a guy then?
Well, I like six-packs! They're not essential, but I like them. I go for eyes as well - I think they're very important.
Some people say they're the window to the soul or something corny like that, but I don't believe it. You can tell a lot from
someone's eyes though - emotions and stuff. And I like someone who's up for a laugh. I don't like it if someone's really pressuring
me.
Tell us about your first boyfriend.
It was at primary school. I looked really cute when I was young - I had a little blonde bob and huge blue eyes.
Looking at my childhood photos, I'm like, that was me? I've changed a lot since then.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not really actually. I don't think you just fall in love, wham-blam, like that. I think you spend a lot of time
with somebody, and then when they're not there, you realise you miss them. And you get jealous if they spend more time with
other people who you see as rivals. Then you know you're in love.
What's your favourite film?
I like the Carry On films, I've got nearly all of them. But my favourite film... it would have to be My Big Fat
Greek Wedding. It's really funny, I've watched it about a million times.
How do you picture your wedding?
Well, not big or fat, that's for sure! I'd like a white wedding. I can see it now... me in a long white dress and veil
with a bouquet and everything, maybe Jonny Wilkinson in a lovely posh suit. [smiles]
Do you have a secret geeky thing?
Oh, I think everyone has their little imperfections. I'm completely obsessed with being organised. I have to have everything
in its own place. If I know something isn't organised I can't concentrate.
What was your room like when you left this morning?
Aww, did you have to ask me that? That's the only exception in my neat-freak thing. My room is a tip. I tend to eat
up there too, so it looks like a bomb has hit it. I really should tidy it up, but I can never find the time. And this is going
to sound really tight but I honestly can't afford a cleaner. I'm useless at storing money. I have to go shopping and spend
it all. The awful thing is, I'm not sure what I spend it on!
Which celeb do you really hate?
H'mmmm...[long pause] probably Jordan. I don't like to judge people but she is just so full of herself. I watched
I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here and she was really, really rude to everyone. She acted like none
of them were even there half the time. I don't know what Peter Andre sees in her. But then, I don't know what
she sees in him! He wears soooooooo much fake tan, it's dreadful! And I mean, if she wants all that silicone
then fine, it's her decision. But personally, I wouldn't do it.
You mentioned I'm A Celebrity... If you were in the jungle, what three things would you take with you?
I like my home comforts, so I could never go! But I suppose if I had to, I'd take: my mobile phone, to keep up on all
the news back at home; some drawing things, so I could just walk away and design if I had to go in with someone awful like
Bruce Forsyth; and... a computer. It's going to sound really lame, but I spend a lot of time on my computer. I play The
Sims and stuff, and go on the Internet. I play on the PlayStation quite a lot too, but I don't do boring
games with a controller - I have a dance mat.
What's your favourite book?
I really enjoy reading. I read a book once called The Red Pony. I can't remember who it's by, but I love horses
so I had a look-see at it. It was quite heavy really - I read it quite a while ago - but very cleverly written. You really
felt like you were there, in the story. Not a lot of books can do that.
Are horses your favourite animals then?
Yes, probably. I like ponies more, just because they're small and cute, but they're still horses in the long run. I
just adore Shetland ponies. They're so diddy!
I take it you go for small? Mini or Jaguar?
Well, I do quite like Minis, and Smart cars too, `cause they look really funky. But I would have to go for the
Jaguar, especially if it was convertible. Or midnight blue - love blue. It's very sleek and attractive.
OK, picture this: you're at a party, and two guys are making it clear they like the look of you. One is tall, with glossy
black hair, designer clothes and a perfect tan. The other is average height, with spiky brown hair, sparkling eyes
and a cheeky smile. You don't know either of them. Who do you choose?
H'mm... do I really have to say? That's never going to happen! I don't do big parties really. I prefer more personal
smaller functions. They're more fun. But I might go for the second guy. The first sounds a bit of a poser. And like I said
earlier, I go for eyes...
Thanks for coming, Giorgio. It's been great!
Any time. I was a bit worried before. Did I come across as too chatty?
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